notes from the stall

daycare4d:

Don’t beam me up scotty….

(via )

Chatty worm is chatty.

(With a side of pen15)

How come you never hear anything about the good ju ju?

Introducing your newest bulletproof excuse.

(Photo by Mike M.)

Are you some kind of…dickhead?

Doctored.

AD Edits.

(via leradarling-deactivated20130701)

YES SIR!

Works for me.

(via morelikea-clown-deactivated2018)

You know you’re an elementary school DJ when this is your DJ name.

Sometimes a kind word is all we need.

Damn right. Not grammatically, but you know what I mean.

ashli-likes-your-veggies:

FYI, this is the bathroom at Young Ave Deli.  The women’s bathroom.

Those walls are gold.

Best place to meet a woman? The ladies room, of course!

and-whyevernot:

Special thanks to the coke can dick contributor on the left.

ohnevermindyou:

Real Talk

Advice for fish.